21 weeks...

I'm now 21 weeks along and already getting: "WOW!! Your HUGE!! You look like your going to pop any day! When are you due?" (people really have no tact when it comes to emotional and yes, getting bigger, by what feels like the min. ,pregnant lady's) Then comes the best part, I then tell them I am due at the end of April. Well then they respond as one particularly special lady did, who seemed to have developed diarrhea of the mouth, with: "Oh, man!! Do you know how far away that is? You still have a long ways to go? That's still 5 months away! WOW! Are you going to have TWINS! It's got to be twins!! I thought you were going to say like next month BUT APRIL!! WOW!" REALLY LADY? How would you like it if I pointed out how fat you are and apparently for no particular reason are you fat but just to be fat and then go on and on and on about it!! UUGG!! Then I calmly always respond with nope there's just one in there. This always encourages another round of letting me know that I am just about as big as a house. When I'm about near tears OR to the point of punching them square in the face, you know which ever emotion is running high in me at that moment, do they finally STOP talking and wish me luck and walk off. I'm about ready to wear a tag around my neck that says: Yes I am pregnant, yes I realize I'm getting fat, No I'm not due until April, Yes I realize that's a few months away, NO it is not TWINS, PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT to the big onery pregnant lady unless you want a black eye. THANKS :)!! Maybe this will help get me through the next few months. Cause man, if I'm already this big, like people think, just wait 'till I'm really ready to pop! It won't be pretty.